Automotive Shopping Mugs

Used cars.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Rising Gas Prices

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Perfect."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'We've found the problem...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

TS Motors Inc.

'I can dream, can't I?'

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

The next song's called "Went on Prozac, Found a Job, Bought a Car, Met a Girl, Got a Puppy Blues."

Repairing the UFO

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

All you'd expect in a British car!

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."