Automotive Shopping Gifts

Used cars.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

Rising Gas Prices

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Perfect."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'We've found the problem...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

TS Motors Inc.

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Repairing the UFO

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

All you'd expect in a British car!

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

DIY motor repairs.