Auto Parts Pillows

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What happened to Scott, the new management trainee? Wasn't Mr. Rod teaching him everything about the business?"

"I hate doing inventory."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Useless add-ons.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

CLEAR!

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Rust test in progress.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Car Dentistry.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

Nice park. . .

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Last Chance for Everything.