Warranty Gifts

I was expecting this to happen...the warranty just ran out.

'No, no. Steal this brand. They have a lifetime warranty.'

"We've made great progress!"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

Genius Bar

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

Dad using a child's tricycle to do a stunt while mom and a child look on

Say no to violence against women

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

And this computer comes with a three year warranty, but of course it'll be obsolete in 6 months.

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

Doris Lessing.

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

Always right.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

Women's day on March 8th.

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

"No for your lifetime, just for ITS..."

"Do you offer a warranty?"

"He's been upset ever since he learned we're on the same wages."

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"