Problem Drinking Humor Pillows

A man drinks wine

'Man...You age great!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Join me in a beer?

"Harpy Hour."

'It's time you booked yourself into rehab!'

'Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot.'

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

No glasses to be taken outside.

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

'I'm sorry, boss, but you tell them to leave.'

Drunken rooster has a hangover while sun rises.

'Are you trying to be funny?'

I drink to forget... which can take for-freakin'-ever when you're an elephant!'

Drunken cyclist

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

"We forgot to get spark plugs -- I'll drive."

Seltzer paste.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'You better not start anything...'

A drunk man being told to get up out of the gutter by a policeman

pickled onions...

"You look like a right dogs' dinner mate..."

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

'Are you drunk again!!?'

"How do they expect me to get to an early opener when I'm still too drunk to walk from the night before?"

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

Dowser and Beer

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

JOE'S BAR, 'You can't call Joe a racist for throwing you out, dummy - you're both WHITE!'

A Delicate Hint.

"I think it is silly to assume people drank more during the lockdown."