Drinking Humor Pillows

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

A Delicate Hint.

"I think it is silly to assume people drank more during the lockdown."

A man drinks wine

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Complementary Beverages

Very drunk professional cyclist

Virtual Lap Dancing

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

'It's time you booked yourself into rehab!'

"Tell me more about your problem - I understand it's drink related."

Drunken rooster has a hangover while sun rises.

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

'I'm sorry, boss, but you tell them to leave.'

'I'm trying a beer diet: lager for breakfast, bock for lunch, and IPA for dinner. So far, I'm losing 2 days per week.'

"Leave the toilet."

Drunken cyclist

'Are you trying to be funny?'

'You STUPID fool Ryan! Didn't i warn you not to go JUDGING his cover?!' / A book has just been bashed around a bit for judging another book's cover.

"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."

'I don't think I've seen your brother, what does he look like?'

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

Drunken Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

"I drink to forget."

'If that's my wife, tell her meow, meuwwf, meew, hiss.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Santa's Little Enablers

"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"

Cat gets coffee from coffee machine.

'You've got it wrong,luv-it's Fido who's the boozer!'

A drunk man being told to get up out of the gutter by a policeman

'Then I hit him with my three-legged punch. . .I hit him with my stool.'

Man offering a drink to a drowning man

"How do they expect me to get to an early opener when I'm still too drunk to walk from the night before?"

'Are you drunk again!!?'