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"I'm sure you two will discover that you're both plagued by the same nonexistent problems."

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

Carioca

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Leo McKern

Cheers

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

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Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Aperitif?"

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"My compliments to the sommelier."

Down on Bourbon Street...

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

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"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."