Private Persona Pillows

Closet.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

My Spam Sketchbook

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"...I'll sit here pretending to be interested but I'll actually be writing a shopping list and fantasising about my plumber!"

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

'I'll take the case,' I said. Or did I? I fear I'm no longer able to differentiate between interior and exterior monologue.'

Home/work masks.

Public Speaking Shoes

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

'You look exactly like your tweets.'

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

'Kiss you? Not after all I went through in biology class!'

"Tous les copains ont été invité à une fête, sauf moi."

"I'm afraid its hippyitis."

'Not the 'Grizzlydog2576'? I love your posts!'

"You appear to be more interesting on you website, than you actually are"

"....and please make my life as interesting as I make it look in Facebook."

Bird of Paradise as social media

"Don't judge me until you see me web page."

"Feh! Now this is a real princess!"

'What a pity they didn't go to the same charm school!'

My everyday life. My life on social media.