Private Banking Admirer Gifts

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

I have a dream.

Paul Wolfowitz.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Pirate Artist

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Your check bounced last week, sir, and it STILL hasn't come down!'

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Banking

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."