Private Banking Admirer Mugs

"Welcome to our private banking group."

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Payback Time

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

I have a dream.

Paul Wolfowitz.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

Pirate Artist

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

FIRST NATIONAL, TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

'Your check bounced last week, sir, and it STILL hasn't come down!'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."