Banking Aficionado Mugs

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'Yes, you're very qualified for a loan, Mr. Stikes, but what on earth made you think you would get one?'

'I don't see anything funny about our accounts being frozen!'

"Remember, deposit only - you, you, you!"

"Lately our focus has been trending away from people who want to borrow our money."

Worldwide Global International Bank: 'Hey, man, it's Bank of America! They want to merge with us!'

'Just because my husband works in a bank, it does not mean to say he's a fat-cat...!'

Killer whale going towards off shore accounts rather than other accounts

'I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid you're overdrawn.'

"Those banks were too big to fail. They gave my campaigns millions of dollars."

'Free surprise gift for new accounts.'

Obama helping banks.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"What's a debenture?"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

Stock market investment advice

Sheep Ledger

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"I don't like the look of this."

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'