"Ok, now, let's get one of you demanding your privacy."
Privacy Paradox Gifts
Delve into the intriguing world of the privacy paradox with our curated collection of witty and clever items. These gifts combine humor and insight, ideal for those fascinated by the complex balance between personal privacy and revealing openness. Whether it's a mug for your privacy-conscious friend, a t-shirt for the subtle echo of secrets, or a print to decorate your space, our range celebrates curiosity and the humorous side of being 'private' yet 'public.' Find the perfect humorous reminder of the modern privacy conundrum today.
"Hey guys! Wikileaks hacked my email and I'm famous! Have you seen it?"
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
The Anti-Agent
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
Club Antisocial
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
Next gen pregnancy tests.
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
Privacy Conference Security
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
A Little Extra
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
She required plenty of personal space.
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
"Yes, I'm alone."
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
'More government surveillance!'
Presidential surveillance ass!"
CCTV in church.
Data From a Truck
Ditch the Phones
Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother
Privacy Paradox Gifts Collection
Privacy Paradox Mugs
Browse our collection of privacy paradox mugs and find the perfect humorous or thought-provoking design to start your day.
Privacy Paradox Pillows
Find cozy, humorous pillows inspired by the privacy paradox—perfect for a witty touch in any room.
Privacy Paradox Prints
Decorate your space with our privacy paradox prints—thoughtful designs that add personality and humor to your walls.
Privacy Paradox T-Shirts
Explore our privacy paradox t-shirts with witty slogans and clever graphics—wear your curiosity with pride.