Prisoner Of Conscience Gifts

"The judge gave me five years to resolve my conflicting feelings regarding financial success, particularly as it relates to taking other people's money."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

Prisoner Crossing

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

Check your conscience, Senator?

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

A confinement of convicts

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

Introducing clean conscience products

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

'Sorry Vicar, Daddy can't come to the phone. He's doing porridge.'

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

'-and which commandment did you break?'

Think - But not too much.

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"I'm having an ethical dilemma. I'm trying to decide whether to have some."

The Human Stain.

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."

'Credit crunch? Wassat then?'

"Miss Dugan, will you send someone in here who can distinguish right from wrong?"