Prisoner Of Love Gifts

"You missed our anniversary again."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

Wow. A corner office at last

Prisoner Crossing

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'

Lovers Leap and Quantum Lovers Leap.

Trump in a prison cell.

"Try and give me... happy."

'Yeah, yeah. Never mind about your hobbies. Are you a princess or not?'

"The judge gave me five years to resolve my conflicting feelings regarding financial success, particularly as it relates to taking other people's money."

Maximum Insecurity Prison

'That's nothing -- I'm serving THREE sentences concurrently!'

'It will never work - you believe in the imposible dream while I dream the improbable dream!'

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"I buried three husbands. . .problem was, two of them were only napping."

"Moon in your sign highlights change. Make clean break. Try to get out more."

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'Excuse me sir, What year is it'

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

"Neato, keeno - bunk beds!"

'That's old Smitty -- he got life plus 99 years.'

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

'Like to hear my evocative poem about extra-marital joy?'

"I'm not sure... maybe this is how pandemics get started."

Ice-cream van supplies skyscraper of cones to reach prisoner in upstairs cell

'His first time in prison.'

"What do you miss most?"

The Love Machine - out of order.