Prisoner Of Conscience Mugs

"The judge gave me five years to resolve my conflicting feelings regarding financial success, particularly as it relates to taking other people's money."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Racial Profiling

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

Prisoner Crossing

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

Check your conscience, Senator?

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

A confinement of convicts

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

'Sorry Vicar, Daddy can't come to the phone. He's doing porridge.'

Introducing clean conscience products

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

'-and which commandment did you break?'

The Human Stain.

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"I'm having an ethical dilemma. I'm trying to decide whether to have some."

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

Think - But not too much.

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'Credit crunch? Wassat then?'

"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."