Prison Garden Planners Gifts

"End of February, McIntosh. Time to think about our spring plantings."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Exhibition for Prisoners

Exposed and imprisoned.

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"You forgot to record what you planted, didn't you?"

Prison Art - Bent Screw

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

Prisoner using shadow to do crossword.

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

"Drawing with a revoked artistic license. What about you?"

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

Prison windows.

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'What this place needs is some floral-print wallpaper.'

Husband planing to place sedative herbs in the herbarium of his wife's lover

The Count of Monte Cristo.

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

'Get ready, bro. This party's about to be off the chain!'

"And make sure the walls aren't built to scale."

'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'