Prison Architect Gifts

"And make sure the walls aren't built to scale."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

Swing

Prisoner still life painting.

Constructing your own prison!

"I love what you've done with him."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Switchback Playground.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Human Rights

A Woman's Conquests.

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Hamster.

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

"It's going well so far."

'It grows during the night. One day it'll cover the planet, and we'll live in a giant jungle gym.'

Changing the dream

Folsom Prison - A Gated Community

Prisoners complaining during an inspection

'Sandstorm!'

"It's the perfect work-from-home apartment because my office used to be here."

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

Prisoner

'Life means Life' inconsistency