Apartment Architect Gifts

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"It's the perfect work-from-home apartment because my office used to be here."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Pipe Dream.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."