Apartment Decorator Gifts

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Use your imagination.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"You're welcome."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Books / Coffee table books

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.