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"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Use your imagination.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"You're welcome."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Books / Coffee table books

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'