Fort Architect Gifts

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

Pipe Dream.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

Bookworm Sleepover

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Tommy!"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

God's Subcontractors

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."