Home Fortress Architect Gifts

"Beware of everything."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Building Sandcastles.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

Pregnancy Test

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

Will build to suit myself.

Safe harbour

"No, 'bedtime' is not the password."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

Castle Cat Flap

Castle-shaped igloo.

'When I said you should improve security I meant put a latch on the door.'

A-1 security from crime....

'Time for dinner!'

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

'I was having a garage sale last week and he made an offer on my garage that I couldn't refuse!'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Tearing down and building walls.

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

Internet Security