Home Fortress Architect Gifts

"Beware of everything."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Building Sandcastles.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Pregnancy Test

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

"No, 'bedtime' is not the password."

Will build to suit myself.

Safe harbour

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

Castle Cat Flap

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

'When I said you should improve security I meant put a latch on the door.'

Castle-shaped igloo.

'Time for dinner!'

A-1 security from crime....

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Tearing down and building walls.

'I was having a garage sale last week and he made an offer on my garage that I couldn't refuse!'

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

Internet Security

"Instead of flexi-time they gave me flexi-place."