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"Beware of everything."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Building Sandcastles.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Pregnancy Test

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

"No, 'bedtime' is not the password."

Will build to suit myself.

Safe harbour

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

Castle Cat Flap

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

'When I said you should improve security I meant put a latch on the door.'

Castle-shaped igloo.

'Time for dinner!'

A-1 security from crime....

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Tearing down and building walls.

'I was having a garage sale last week and he made an offer on my garage that I couldn't refuse!'

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

Internet Security

"Instead of flexi-time they gave me flexi-place."