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"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"I understand they have some lovely things."

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

"Sorry, I'm just not interested in a home security detail."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'We'll take it!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

'Nice to have a door opener.'

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

Castle Cat Flap

Defense Spending.

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"Self defence manual"

"Paint a message on it? Do you know how much these missiles cost soldier?!?"

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

'When I said you should improve security I meant put a latch on the door.'

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Tearing down and building walls.

"Beware of everything."

'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

A-1 security from crime....