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"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

Billy's fort making skills hadn't progressed much since kindergarten.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'I hope it;s an express.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Boys Cooking

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

You're my Statue of Liberty

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

The End of Summer.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

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