Fort Enthusiast Gifts

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

Billy's fort making skills hadn't progressed much since kindergarten.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'I hope it;s an express.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Boys Cooking

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Look a huge bird!'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

You're my Statue of Liberty

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

01/08/45

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

The End of Summer.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."