Fort Fanatic Gifts

'I hope it;s an express.'

Prize vegetables.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Cimafunk

Chiller Theatre

Friday

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Signing the declaration of independence.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Horror writer.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

'Pingree FUNDS, inc'

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Everybody is having a great time! I'm more than just the party host --- I'm the master of my fete!