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'I hope it;s an express.'

Prize vegetables.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Chiller Theatre

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Friday

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Horror writer.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

'Pingree FUNDS, inc'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Cat Show - Sheds Most