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'I can't understand why no one came to our housewarming.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Beware of Don"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Fairytale prince and princess

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"It's the battering classes"

"And to think he started in accounting."

Beware of the Dragon

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"One of you go see who's at the door."