Blanket Fortress Architect T-Shirts

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Tommy!"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Stitch one, pearl one...

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"No, 'bedtime' is not the password."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

His entire life was about balance.

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

"Enough!"

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

A-1 security from crime....

"Quit hogging the covers!"

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

Inauguration Watch Party

"Beware of everything."

"Instead of flexi-time they gave me flexi-place."

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

"When it comes down to it, Jim, security is a personal responsibility."

'A message from the barbarians, sire. They don't want to lay siege. They just want to shoot some hoops.'

No, I don't want to build a fort.

"Haven't you finished shovelling the driveway yet?"

The stag at bay.