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"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

We're looking at a six figure return. Unfortunately, they're all zeros.

"No, 'bedtime' is not the password."

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

"Don't worry, sir. There's plenty of time to recover if there's a fifth quarter this year."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"Man does not live by bread alone."

'That should discourage my imitators.'

Musical washing

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

Castle Cat Flap

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

People think accountancy is just about numbers, but there is also the fractions, the percentages

'Oh. Did I startle you!?'

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

Tearing down and building walls.

'I always wanted to be an accountant. There's safety in numbers, you know.'

Fiscal projections on the spreadsheet of life.

"Great job, Johnson! The budget changed last month. We need you to redo the whole thing."

"I saw you flirting with that egyptian queen-size, high-thread-count hussy... from now on you're invisible to me."