Sheet-folding Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

The Origami Society...

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

'Once again, I fold.'

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

Pelican and Origami

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Doggie Door Inbox

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."