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Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

The Affordable Shredder

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Once again, I fold.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Pelican and Origami

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

International House of Paperwork

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"