Sheet-folding Enthusiast Prints

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

The Origami Society...

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Once again, I fold.'

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Pelican and Origami

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."