Tree Fort Architect Gifts

'Time for dinner!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Bookworm Sleepover

"First time pruning?"

"Tommy!"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Tree house.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Man building a tree house

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Tree collapse...

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"It's called being preemptive."

Sawrd Fighting

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

Tree at the barber's.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"