Tree Fort Architect Pillows

'Time for dinner!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Tommy!"

Bookworm Sleepover

"First time pruning?"

Tree house.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Man building a tree house

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

Tree collapse...

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"It's called being preemptive."

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

"I will avenge you, Father."

Sawrd Fighting

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

Tree at the barber's.

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"