Blanket Fort Architect Pillows

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

No, I don't want to build a fort.

"No, 'bedtime' is not the password."

"Tommy!"

Bookworm Sleepover

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Stitch one, pearl one...

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

His entire life was about balance.

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"Enough!"

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

A-1 security from crime....

Inauguration Watch Party

"Beware of everything."

'Time for dinner!'

"Quit hogging the covers!"

"Gerald. . . you need to stop stockpiling food!"

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

"Instead of flexi-time they gave me flexi-place."

'I see you've heard the downsizing rumor.'

"Haven't you finished shovelling the driveway yet?"

'Is this better?'

Happy Retirement.

The stag at bay.