Blanket Fort Builder Pillows

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

"Tommy!"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

Stitch one, pearl one...

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Bricklayer

"No, 'bedtime' is not the password."

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull

"You can't classify the damage as a Act of God; I'm an atheist!"

A sleeping couple

"Enough!"

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

A-1 security from crime....

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"Quit hogging the covers!"

"Instead of flexi-time they gave me flexi-place."

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

No, I don't want to build a fort.

"Haven't you finished shovelling the driveway yet?"

Happy Retirement.

The stag at bay.