Snow Fort Builder Pillows

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Tommy!"

Snowman

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

At the "Ice-C-U".

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Greco-polar wrestling

"Careful. This guy's packin' heat..."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Snowman Romance

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Tall Snowman

"Since it's cold outside, I thought it was only logical that I build my snow fort inside. The laws of science disagree."

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'