Snowperson Builder Pillows

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look like sticks."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Politically Correct Snowperson

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Snowman

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

At the "Ice-C-U".

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"I love this time of year."

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Greco-polar wrestling

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

Chivalrous Snowman

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Jack and the Snowman.

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

"Careful. This guy's packin' heat..."

"Reminds me of that Claes Oldenburg sculpture we peed on in Chicago."

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'