Prison Counselor Gifts

'Instead of trying to find the perfect cell mate, try being the perfect cell mate.'

Prison inmate counting sheep.

Prison Greeting Card Shop

Prison Counselling Centre.

Watch it! My cigarettes are worth killing for.

'I'm very honest...It's a condition of my parole.'

"How would you feel about inviting my family for Thanksgiving dinner?"

"I love our comfortable silences."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Licensed Therapist

America, are we learning anything?

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'