Prison Advocate Gifts

'Love the whole back-to-basics thing. I'll miss my freedom, but not the clutter.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"Moulting"

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Neutral Man.

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'Hey, guys! Neat old stuff.'

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'The trouble with this country is that it is impossible to be completely legal.'

"Huddled masses, line 3."

"While I don't have a formal background in finance, I did corner the cigarette market while I was doing time."

"The funds weren't a mutual as I thought."

Crime slipping through legal system.

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"