Prison Advocate Gifts

'Love the whole back-to-basics thing. I'll miss my freedom, but not the clutter.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"Moulting"

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

What Does God Know?

Neutral Man.

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'Hey, guys! Neat old stuff.'

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

'The trouble with this country is that it is impossible to be completely legal.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

Leading By Caving In

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

"How would you feel about inviting my family for Thanksgiving dinner?"

Solitary refinement.

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"The funds weren't a mutual as I thought."

Crime slipping through legal system.

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?