Prison Reform Activist Gifts

"Well, we've learned one thing from all this -- Congressmen should NEVER keep diaries."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Harvey Weinstein

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Skeptic Tank.

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Privatized Jails

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

"Don't tell me we've got to stay even longer in this godforsaken dump!"

Caution Bullet Ahead

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

Human Rights

"I can't say I'm wild about these open prisons."

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

'The trouble with this country is that it is impossible to be completely legal.'

'Ask the judge if we can put more than two inmates serving life plus 99 years into one cell!'

Prisoner speech

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

'Credit Crunch - wassat then?'

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

Jeremy Bentham

Lady Justice with blood in her scales.

"The funds weren't a mutual as I thought."

"While I don't have a formal background in finance, I did corner the cigarette market while I was doing time."