Prison Reformist Gifts

Prisoner speech

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Skeptic Tank.

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Privatized Jails

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

Human Rights

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

Trump's Justice

'The trouble with this country is that it is impossible to be completely legal.'

"I can't say I'm wild about these open prisons."

'Ask the judge if we can put more than two inmates serving life plus 99 years into one cell!'

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

'Credit Crunch - wassat then?'

Jeremy Bentham

"While I don't have a formal background in finance, I did corner the cigarette market while I was doing time."

"The funds weren't a mutual as I thought."

State Prison Child Care

Solitary refinement.

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking"