Prison Reform Ponderer Gifts

'It must have been quite a youthful indiscretion.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Skeptic Tank.

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

'The trouble with this country is that it is impossible to be completely legal.'

A confinement of convicts

Prisoner speech

'Ask the judge if we can put more than two inmates serving life plus 99 years into one cell!'

'Credit Crunch - wassat then?'

"I can't say I'm wild about these open prisons."

Human Rights

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

Jeremy Bentham

"My thinking was a little too far outside the box."

"While I don't have a formal background in finance, I did corner the cigarette market while I was doing time."

"The funds weren't a mutual as I thought."

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

I blame society for putting me here. But mostly I blame metallurgy for keeping me here.

Solitary refinement.

Crime slipping through legal system.

"When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking"

"I've served the people, I've served the Congress, I've served 8 months minimum security in our great state penitentiary."