Prison Break Hobbyist Gifts

'The Milkman of Alcatraz.'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Golf escape.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Sweet Jailbreak

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Desert Island Inmate

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prisoner

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"What's your exit strategy?"

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.