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'The Milkman of Alcatraz.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Golf escape.

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

Desert Island Inmate

Chick escapes from egg prison.

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

Prisoner

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

"What's your exit strategy?"

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

"Cancel all hunger strikes."