Pringle Poker Champ Gifts

Little league world series of poker.

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Peel poker.

Dog in casino.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Botox."

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

Sailor's Poker.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

The night after Christmas.

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

'Look sweetie, I'm good at shopping, just like you're good at poker!'

'Will you make the final table?'