Pringle Poker Champ Pillows

Little league world series of poker.

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Dog in casino.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"Botox."

Sailor's Poker.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

'I'm all in.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Will you make the final table?'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

'Look sweetie, I'm good at shopping, just like you're good at poker!'