Prickle Enthusiast Pillows

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A Prickly Pair

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

"We got the cactus account!"

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Hold The Pickles

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"You're losing your everything."

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

Say it with cacti

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."